






Verde Forest Shirt
Stand apart in this shirt. Sharpened with bursts of blue florals. Cuts through the calm. Built with our signature engineered collar, designed to prevent rollover and collapse, holding its shape. You stay forever sharp. Finished with premium corozo buttons. Carved from the nut of the South American tagua palm. Smooth like ivory. Hard like bone. From a tree, on a rock, drifting through space. But who cares about all that noise...
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Premium Corozo buttons carved from a South American palm nut
- Engineered Stitch Collar prevents rollover and holds form
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Ingredients: 100% cotton
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Small Batch: 160 units made. Numbered inside
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Single Release Item: No restock
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Machine Washable
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Ships from New York City
Shipping & Returns
Free domestic shipping on orders over $100.
Free return shipping on full-price exchanges over $100.
Returns for a refund are shipped at the customer’s expense.
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The 12 Tailors
A team of 12 master tailors handcrafts our pieces using age-old techniques. We reject the assembly-line process of mass production and focus instead on craftsmanship. Released in limited numbers, each piece lists its born date and the exact number of units made, offering a rare addition to your collection.
Single Release Items
Our limited-release pieces are made as a single edition. Once sold out, they are not reissued or restocked.








The Most Interesting Person in the Room
Specializing in small-batch production, each style is handcrafted by 12 master tailors and labeled with the total number of units made. This showcases its rarity and establishes you as the most interesting person in the room.









